- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

One time at band camp.............that's it........

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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