What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

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What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

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knock knock who's there? hope

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What comes after 69... Mouthwash

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how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

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Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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3 men are walking down a dirt path. One is a retired member of the US Air Force. The other of the Marines. The last one of the Navy. They are arguing about why their respective section of the military is the best. They lose track of where they're going and fall off of a cliff onto the spinning propeller of a US Coast Guard helicopter.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

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Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver comes into the bar and gulps down the guys drink and the guy starts crying the lorry driver says "dont cry ill buy you another" thee guy sas "it's not that today i woke up late for work and when i got there i got fired and then when i went to go home feeling depressed my car doesnt startand so i walk home and i find my wife in bed with the gardener and so i came here to die but you drank my poison"

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

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Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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