Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

So, same time tomorrow then?

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

ever tried african food? they neither

Title IX

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

What do you call two dog? dogs

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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