What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Connor is homo

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Women's Rights

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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