- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Connor is homo

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Women's Rights

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

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