What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

snowglobe

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

haha

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Your sex life.

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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