- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

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