Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

Urban ghettos

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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