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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

poop.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

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