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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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