What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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they told me not to write here but i did

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

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why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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