- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you will like this because i am black.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

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