How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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whats dumb and small? dandruff

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

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roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

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Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

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I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

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What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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