- Anti Joke

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

Women's Rights Movement

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.