once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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