- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

A Duck walks into a bar.

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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