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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease

There was a blond girl and a brunette girl. The brunette had a pink shirt that had " Abercrombie & Fitch" on it. The blond looks at the brunette and asks, where did you get your shirt?

A skinny white prisoner dropped his soap in the shower. So the big, ripped, black prisoner who was showering next to him picked up the soap and handed it back to him. The skinny white prisoner said "Thank you" and continued with his shower.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What is a turkey? The offspring of a turtle and a monkey.

Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

what do you call your mom? mom

Why did the black guy love his new shirt? Because it was 100% cotton

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

I named my son ps2 controller

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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