What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

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Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

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An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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Christ is a conspiracy

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

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What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

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roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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