Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

penis in the camel

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

so how about that irline food

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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