- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

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