- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Waseem is a hard worker.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

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