What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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I am very humble.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

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Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

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What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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