Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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Nickelback

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A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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whats worse than gill? nothing

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What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

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What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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A man was arguing with his wife over the phone at a trainstation. She threatened to leave him he did not stop his physical abuse. The man became so mad he hung up the phone. He then noticed a blind man was grinning at the overheard discussion. The husband walked over and pushed the blind man on the tracks. He died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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