A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

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Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Sloths

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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That is so fetch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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