What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

What's worse than this That :(

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

[Set up] [No punch line]

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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