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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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