How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

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Screw it you write the joke.

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Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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Womens basketball

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

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Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

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what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

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What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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