- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Waffles ate my grandma

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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