What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

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Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

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A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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