Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

38 studio's new game... Finance City

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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