Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

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Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

What is life? Paul.

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