- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

I once did something.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

Why can't jokes spit?

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

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