- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

What do you call two dog? dogs

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

A dyslexic blind man

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??