- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

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Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

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