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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

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