justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

boner

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

edmond alward. handyman services. call 0858430803.

Justin Bieber

Knock Knock? Come in.

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

CHORGLUND

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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