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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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