I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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alert('The Game')

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When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

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Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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Rylan Clark

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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