- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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