Twelve people are in a plane. One of them says: "Man, we really are not so many in this plane" Another one replies: "It's because it's a 12 seats plane." Another says: "Do 12 seats planes even exist?" Another one answers: "Of course they do." Another person says: "Guys, are we even flying?" Someone says: "I don't know" Another says: "Yes, we're flying, look out the window." Another says: "I have cancer." Someone reacts: "Oh, I'm really sorry for you" Another: "Yes, me too" Someone adds: "It's really terrible" Another says: "Has science made any progress recently?" The plane crashes.

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Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

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How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

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What did Johnny do this wednesday? He went to school to be academically taught to get a high GPA of all the other children so he could go and pursuit his dream so he won't be left at home with a drunk wife and 6 kids with $190,000 in debt from the IRS

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What happened to the famous musician when he overdosed? He overdosed.

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I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

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A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

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Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

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irish man drinking john smiths

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What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

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I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

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What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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