- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

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