- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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