- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

Women's rights.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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