2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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antonio has a penis head.lol

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

the WNBA

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

jibby jobby

Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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