Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

I hate blackniggers

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

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