what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Racial Equality

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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your face

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Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

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What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

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What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

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Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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a black is sexuel but a white nothin without a car.i mean im nothin i dont have a car i mean realy where do you get a car?its awesome but stupid.

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What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Q: What did Peter say after a long day of work when he got home? A: Nothing, in fact he has job, home, family, or anyone to help him. His leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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how do you make a homosexual man have sex with a woman? shit in her vagina

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Anti Joke

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