- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

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