- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mom says my name I reply Coming.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

ecks! why zee?

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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