- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

Jesus Christ

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

Pickle

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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