- Anti Joke

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

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Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

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you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

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Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

The lion swallowed his pride.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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