Whats black and red inside? A black guy

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

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Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

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-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

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Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

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What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

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why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

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What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

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Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

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hi dave

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

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friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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