- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

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Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

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