- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

The lion swallowed his pride.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

A hill billy went fishing

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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