- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

I like school Said no one ever.

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

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