George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

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Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

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Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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hahahahahah http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=sonny+bartlett&hl=en&sa=X&tbm=isch&tbnid=s37cS73V74A8YM:&imgrefurl=http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCASl7llFhDpTF8vwjDlGI_g/videos&docid=kJoLzGiYRM-2AM&itg=1&imgurl=https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-si7_hCcHI7E/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/HzlEl3ilyyM/s55-c-k/photo.jpg&w=55&h=55&ei=GrgsUZ_kJqac0AWExIC4BQ&zoom=1&biw=1024&bih=616&iact=rc&dur=188&sig=111947294788926856610&page=1&tbnh=55&tbnw=55&start=0&ndsp=20&ved=1t:429,r:9,s:0,i:109&tx=27&ty=11

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Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

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Well, its Eliza again, sorry to bother you Nero, I always thought you where good looking but I know that when it comes to you its not about the looks, you are far more than meets the eye. Neo-Nero was the guy we met at a certain meeting, the arrogant guy with the big forehead whose arms where shaking remember? I wont reveal more for his sake, he did not mean bad, he was just angry like the rest of us and felt responsible, again like many of us. So when can we meet you? I assume you wont be arriving soon, but Id really apreciate seeing you again, and considering neither I nor my parents (I asked them) have the money to come visit you, id appreciate a loan or something.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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