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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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