Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

Cheese

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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