- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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