- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

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