- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

where is the world?

Kevin and Ramin

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

Why can't helen keller drive a car? Because she is a woman

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