- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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