What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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LO AND BEHOLD!

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im telling maguire

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Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

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What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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