- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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