Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

Q- what do you call a Jew swimming in the Antarctic? A- Dead, any man wouldn't survive swimming in water that cold

Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

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dont you love porch monkeys? no.

Ask me if im a tree? No

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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What african eat for christmas Sand.

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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