What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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your face

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why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

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If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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Women's rights.

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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A gay man watches football.

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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