- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get if you put in a pan- a raw chicken, a lemon, assorted vegetables, onions, maybe some soy sauce, and a little olive oil then place this pan into an oven for around two hours, allowing the chicken to moisten. then serve with the assorted vegetable .supper.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

my wife out of the kitchen

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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