- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

what do you call a pond filled with frogs having sex with bacteria is burning there insides while a midget with assburgers is chanting "SMACK THAT BADONKADONK!" racism..

What's the difference between Stephani and a momma hippo? The mother hippo is slowly but surely losing weight while Stephani is packing on the pounds! :)

Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

Q: How many black people came KFC on June 31st? A: None because June 31st doesn't exist.

There was a blond girl and a brunette girl. The brunette had a pink shirt that had " Abercrombie & Fitch" on it. The blond looks at the brunette and asks, where did you get your shirt?

How do you get a one armed polock out of a tree? You assess the situation and get a ladder the proper size to reach him, making sure the ladder is stable.

Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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