Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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