Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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