What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

123 f*ck off

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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