- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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roses are red violets should be purple

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