theres a mexican, an asian, and an american in a plane, they're about to crash, so they all have to throw out something they have a lot of in their country. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have to many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "i have to many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says "I have to many of these in my country."

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Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

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Once upon a time, there was an ugly duckling. All the other ducklings made fun of the ugly duckling for being so ugly, and the little duckling felt bad. "Why do I have to be such an ugly duckling?," he asked. However one day, the duckling grew up and became........well, an ugly duck. Turns out he was just an ugly duck. The end.

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John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

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why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

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''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

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Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

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It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

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whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

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That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

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a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

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How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

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homosexual

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what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

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Anti Joke

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