whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

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Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

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What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

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Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

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What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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