- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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