- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

what do you call a black woman pregnant with twins? A woman who has a loving husband who she wanted to have children with so when they had sex, 2 of his sperm fertilized the egg so now she gets to raise two children which she is looking forward to, but she also knows it will be alot of work.

Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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