- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Irish sobriety

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

A Mormon walks into a bar

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

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