- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

everyone dislike this

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??