A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

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what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

Who is John Galt?

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

whats hairy and crys your mom

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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