- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

women's rights

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

whats brown and booky a book.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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