Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Chris Bosh's neck

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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