- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

everyone dislike this

justin beiber sucks

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

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