- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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