- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A drunk guy walks into a car

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

A chicken walked into the bar...

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

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What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

A stripper walks into a bar, she proceeds to cry because she's an alcoholic and a stripper. Meanwhile, her 3 children sit at home hungry. She then goes home, and grabs her gun and shoots her children, then shoots herself. Bucket.

Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: Because he was shot in the face

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

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