- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

The game.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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