Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

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I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

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Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

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Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

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What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

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Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

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Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

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What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

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Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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Knock knock who's there I killed your family

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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