A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

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what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

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How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

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A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

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What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

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Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

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Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

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your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

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How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

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Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

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What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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kill yourself

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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