Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

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Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

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God is like semen. They're both nouns.

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

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saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

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Mogok Papiti.

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u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

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What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

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What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

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A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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