- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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