What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

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A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

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A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

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What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

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A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

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Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt says thanks.

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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

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why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

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Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

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You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

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Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

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When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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