Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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Apple juice.

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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roses are red violets are blue

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Long joke Your such a downey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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