What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

A blonde girl walks into a car.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

Anti Joke

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