- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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