- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

What comes after 69? mouthwash

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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