- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

men's rights activists

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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Did u know that 10/10 people die?

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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