What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a white duck? A quacker

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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Actual jokes are now obsolete.

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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Okay.

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So this fat guy farts. It smells.

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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