I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Girls soccer

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

I was watching Fox news.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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