- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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