What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

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a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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I'm homeless.

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:O <===============3 :===========3 :======3 :===3 :3 It all makes sense now.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

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what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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Knock, Knock Who's There

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What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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Hail Hitler

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A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

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Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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